So I played “Foxotic”
The other day, while checking the Moshi Monsters tag on twitter, I saw some kids on there mention “Foxotic” as a type of online kid’s social game like Club Penguin or whatever. So, the same as I did with Bin Weevils, I decided to check it out and screencap my adventure for a type of “review”.
Looks pretty lame, but harmless, right?
From the outside, yes, but I found out Foxotic held a DARK SECRET.
Programmable Tattoo System
What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood.
So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.
WHAT A GODDAMN TIME TO BE ALIVE
Now if I had this; I’d get a tattoo.
My life is complete.
Nobody going to mention what seems to be a lesbian polygamous relationship?
Lisa lives a happy life, Maggie becomes even more badass and Bart turns into Hommer.
I love this, though I’d rather hope Bart’s life goes a bit better and Lisa doesn’t end up with Milhouse. I miss watching Simpsons .